Nottingham has many wonderful things. The legacy of the Industrial Revolution, a Creative Quarter, and a tram. The Lace Market is happily devoid of lace now that doilies have been relegated to the British Transport Museum, and now is home to hipsters and lumbersexuals looking for a place to have their waxed hairs coiffed. It has yoga. It will one day have a kitten cafe – think furry cream cakes and toxoplasmosis.
What is Nottingham missing?
Yoga and kittens in the same venue.
Modern life is stressful. The labour market is no longer secure, and jobs are a distant memory for some with self-employment levels rising and unemployment slowly climbing. Pubs are too expensive with inflation in prices but not in wages.
How does the modern Nottinghamite get their stress relief without booze and darts?
Yoga reduces stress. That’s a fact. You can look it up in wikipedia.
Cats reduce stress, but not as much as kittens.
That’s why we at Kitten Yoga Nottingham only field the most youthful of cats. All of our kittens are below 6 months old. Studies show that cats over a half year old start to lose their squee-factor, and their fur starts to harden. That’s why our policy is to sell off all our feline stock when they reach 180 days from the womb.
Don’t confuse us with our competitors who offer geriatric and often angry cats. Or who have yoga without any type of animal offering whatsoever.
If you are interested in namaste and purring, get in touch and we’ll invite you to one of our starter sessions of hathakitty.
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